Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise
habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks
tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits
ozone friendly rape alarms
for those blinding dates
another summer of hate
It's the top shop for the tired and rundown
going up for the final comedown
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars
We've got a free pair of flares
with every hip replacement
just take the stairs to the bargain basement
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human klnd nestle.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
the big shop is open it